Do you ever read those interview briefs in Reader's Digest where they list some of the cool things a celebrity is doing and reading and promoting? Sometimes I do, if it's about someone I find interesting (though often I don't know who the celebrity is -- I'm kinda clueless in the movie and TV stardom field).
But I think it would be really cool to see an interview with God! Now there's someone worth reading about! What would he have to say to a captive audience? Here are my thoughts about how such an article might read.
WHAT HE'S...
Pitching: "Love. Love for neighbors. Love for enemies. Love for the smelly guy who sits on the street corner. Practical love. It's life-changing. Oh, and my best-selling book. It's a must-read."
Listening to: "Prayers. I'm always, always listening to people pray. Sometimes people don't think I am listening because I don't always give the answer they want to hear, but I never tune out anyone who takes time to talk to me."
Working on: "I've got the most amazing mansions going up here! It's this whole heaven of a neighborhood I'm getting ready for my friends. I've told them all about it, and when the time is right, they're all gonna come here and live joyfully ever after!"
Collecting: "I just die for more believers -- literally."
His Reader's Digest version of life: "Love the Lord your God most of all, and treat your neighbors better than you treat yourself."
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